Chavelfish

[Parmo Paul]

If anyone has seen the Altavista Babelfish translate tool... here is a English to Chav version.

https://lewis.x3fusion.com/cgi/chavelfish/

Go on, submit your best chav speak.
____________________
paul.

[Rookie]

I was driving around in my car the other day, and saw a badger running alongside the road, coming towards me. True story.

y waz drivng around n mi car da ova day..hehe..and saw a pikeyga runnng alongside da road..u no..comng 2 wardz me...True story...

I find it very funny that it translated 'badger' into 'pikey'!

[JodieWodie]

y hav recently purchased a new mobile fone...itz a Sony Erixson Walkman model... u can play bare musik on it...lyk...and it looxnice 2 o... evrione at work haz been admirng it... y dun no how much it costs...lyk...mi Fiance iz payng 4 it...
____________________
Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow"

[daz|n00by]

alo u bunch ov tossers... jus a kwik word 2 see wat viz piece ov shit transl8z mi wordz nto
____________________
"Its Better To Burn Out Than Fade Away!!!!!!" "Lifes a bitch and then you Die"
"I`m a tool, one with just enough intelligence to know it, just enough spirit to resent it...but not enough backbone to do anything about it. " Siggi 2006 pure class.