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Itchy
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 29 Oct 2007    Post subject: Bike sex illegal! Reply with quote

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml



A man has been placed on the sex offenders! register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

So bikes (especially) the motorised kind may well be sexy but don't try to shag them , lest you want your name on the sex offenders register (country gone mad I tell ya, )
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 29 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is just plain weird... but , although kind of odd to defend someone so weird... he was in a locked private room of a hostel ? hardly breach of the peace... the cleaners used a master key to gain access, surely thats not his fault ? Laughing doesn't deserve being put on sex offenders list etc..

altho like i say, it is kinda fucked up Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 29 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just saw this one one of the links "how do you have sex with a bicycle?"

kinda what I was thinking Laughing

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He was in his hostel room at the time, behind locked doors (staff went in when they got no response from him). It was between him and the bicycle. I'm not sure I would have called the police had I caught him riding his bike; probably I would have just screamed and run away and then think that maybe he was just confused by somebody who had told him that the local bike would sleep with anyone.

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PostPosted: 23:26 - 29 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

daft, he wasnt hurting anyone

women have sex with little vibrating machines all the time and no one convicts them
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 29 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

He was only pumping the tyres up... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 29 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't knock it until you try it just don't get caught for feck sake. Laughing

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PostPosted: 23:44 - 30 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

WTF? It is April the 1st isn't it? This story's crazy!
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PostPosted: 00:15 - 31 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you see the bottom line? "Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993."
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PostPosted: 10:10 - 31 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pavements Laughing


Country has gone mad. They should try to find people who need to be on the register.
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