People you would, but you really, really shouldn't...

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I'll start this off with a topical one. Anyone else here find Ghislaine Maxwell strangely alluring?

One thing is for sure, I bet she could teach me a thing or two...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[hellkat]

Ugh.
What goes on in that woman's head, I wonder.

But yeah ... My dirty little secret is Eddie Izzard.
What the actual fuck.
He has an irresistable smile.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Fisty]

Susie Dent, while Helen Geake sits on my face.

There’s just something about intelligent women who are passionate about what they do that makes my japs eye weep.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Fisty]

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[martin734]

[pepperami]

Lucy Worsley
Another vote for Bethany Hughes
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[Fisty]

OOOooooooh

Dr Janina Ramirez

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/05/25/23/28814192-0-image-a-59_1590446691838.jpg

But nobody will ever replace my one true love.


https://i2-prod.bristolpost.co.uk/incoming/article3001329.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/1_JS184102490.jpg

I would crawl naked over salt covered glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Fisty]

I'm going for a wank.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[hellkat]

*licks pencil, adds to list*

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Hong Kong Phooey]

Oxford educated mathematician Rachel Riley
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/NINTCHDBPICT000549032653.jpg

Dealbreaker; she's a Man Utd fan
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[Chuffin Nora]

[BigTim]

[Polarbear]

Clothing Historian Amber Butchard.

Oh yum yum.

She could teach me about Victorian petticoats anyday!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQiKN6P5RQkoo-5BpuxjQ4TZXf6IK3pWw91mA&usqp=CAU
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Hong Kong Phooey]

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[grr666]

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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Diggs]

There seems to be an historian theme here. Whilst off topic because she is fitter than a butcher's dog in heels, I raise you one Suzannah Rebecca Gabriella Lipscomb...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[wr6133]

Carol Vorderman - I require that she narrates her entire times tables VHS we had to watch in school, with the answer to each sum being said at the end point of each thrust. Then at the end she needs to assign a numerical score based on how far up the times tables we get.

[Polarbear]

[FretGrinder]

[Easy-X]

[hellkat]

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