Muzza the creep

[The Original Muzza]

So I got back from uni today and headed to asda to purchase items that may be considered tasty for my tea. Noticed a CBR125 with L's on and thought nothing of it, there's plenty of learners about and it was a nice day.
Whilst traversing the meat aisle however I saw an arse. Not just any arse, but a female arse, in well fitted textiles. It was a nice arse, the sort you'd spread and jam it in. Anyway, being the creepy bastard I am I done a double take in the meat aisle and followed her to see her face. It was very pretty (maybe at the higher end of my "league") and made my heart yearn to make her dinner and paste her over the table.
Anyway, I reckon I could've struck up a conversation had I taken my bike to ASDA and slyly parked it next to hers before entering the shop, but I thought without bike gear I'd just be some letch.
I further realised it wasn't meant to be when I glanced in her basket (what? I'm curious!) and saw bananas, veg and other fruit, glancing back into my own basket which was home to a frozen meat pizza, coke zero and a chocolate dessert.

Oh learner bike girl, you have stolen my heart for the next few hours or so.
Anyone else here a bike-chick creeper?
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Ariel Badger]

I do a minor perv in the ASDA but it is not bike related. There is a drop dead looking girl on the bakery and I like her to slice my bread. She always manages to brush her breasts with my loaf and when I eat toast I think of her tits.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

We have the Co-op. Unless you like ladies shaped like oompa loompas with more slap on than a TV personanlity, its a none-leer zone.
One of the oompas does lick yer top lip when concentrating on weighing my veg (good tongue technique)
They don't even leer at me

Pat
I make the effort aswell..y'know ears n nose clipped n everything
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[The Original Muzza]

I'm still pining. Should have taken her reg number and been a proper stalker. All I can distinguish was a textile tail-pack left on her bike. If I go to any trouble and she's a lezzer or married I'll be mightily in a huff.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Alexio]

I had a crush on "bakery girl" for a while (well 3 years of buying bread from her every weekend.... and that sweet, sweet smile of hers.........)......

oh, but never a biker chick. Not yet anyway.
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G: With my GSXR I do often effectively use it as a scooter with a clutch in town.
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[The999Kid]

I have to occasional letch at guys in the shops... but im not really the letcherous type to be honest... i''ll only double take or start having a closer look if they really are something special...

which around here, isnt very often!
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[damz]

iv'e come to realise a girl that can ride a motorbike appears far sexier than she would if she just had a car, i cant work out why, they could be wearing baggy textiles yet come off as hot (provided they have a degree of hotness already) if they can also play the guitar (or guitar hero if need be) hotness increases substanitally as well.
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Cars: RX7 FD, Eunos Roadster
Former Bikes: FZR 250R 89, ZX7R 98

[Hetzer]

A couple of months ago, in Tesco, a drop-dead gorgeous checkout girl engaged me in very flirtatious conversation (way beyond the appropriate staff-to-customer niceties). I was so taken aback by what would have been, some years (decades) ago, a perfect invitation to score, that I must have left her wondering if I was gay or senile.

I've been served by her again, just last week, and she barely looked at me, much less spoke. Doh!
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"There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!"

[BanditJeff]

[rob_scott92]

Theres this blonde that works in the library in college (i dont do much reading ) Tall, blonde and nice arse, i mean really nice arse. The kind you only see in movies
I've errr, just gotta go for errrrr............. a minute...





















Fap fap fap

[Hazylogic]

[st3v3]

[m0l0t0v]

Damn. I want some supermarket ass.


m0l0t0v - shall travel to supermarkets to do some window shopping for supermarket girls.




All I can ever think of is a good looking girl who served me once. But there was much better talent out on the floor.



Never seen a fit biker chick either
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**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed

[st3v3]

I've never really seen a biker chick, never mind a fit one. Know a few really hot girls who don't mind going pillion - even like it but no bike.


Supermarket girls are nice, there's thi slass in my Morrisons who's italian looking and HOT.

I was there a couple weeks back (I always go in on saturdays with me lil bro) and the self serve till kept fookin up, so I laughed with her about it a couple times which turn into a minor flirt then the last time she had to reprogramme the thing, and I swear I stood there with me hands firmly on the scanner bit, fingers down the side and she stood at my side for about 2 mins, all the time she had her warm, *Mmm* right thigh rubbing lightly, gently against my left hand which I enjoyed far more than I should of. I wasn't sure how intentional this was, and can't really get banned from the place so let it go and then the next time I was there I noticed she had her hair done, looking very nice (as I'd been chatting by text to the lass in my 'sup' thread my bro strongly advised me not to compliment her about it - still say he was wrong, I can keep my options open right?). I've never wanted to 'do' a check out girl so much on the spot.
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[amnesia]

[chris-red]

Bikes are like the internet, in the sense there are no girls on either.

https://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/its_a_trap97.jpg
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Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
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[panrider_uk]

[Hazylogic]

I think you should stake out the shop. When she is leaving the shop get a mate in a cage to do a hit and run on her; I mean really smash into her side so she is properly FUCKED UP! You take her home, nurse her to health if she doesn't thank you for it PROPERLY hobble the bitch and do her anyway!

It will be like Misery but with bikes!

[Fawbish]

[Dragonfly]

I nod at men in bike gear and ignore the rest. I get a lot of looks either its because I do look a mess in bike gear with hair standing up everywhere or just because I own tits. Should see the dirty looks girls give me no call for that now. Had you def had your bike you may have stood more of a chance of a conversation. without it your just another staring creep basically.
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All the breast.
Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

[Fawbish]

[flat spot]

She probably thought Mmm he's a bit of all right and also glancing in your basket surmised you must be a single bloke that probably needs a bit of looking after and a good feed.
But hang on a minute is that coke zero? Jeez where have all the real men gone. They're all just so ghey nowadays.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I'm taken, but still like a good flirt from time to time. ( still need to improve on my skills ).
But one thing i'm not good at is when a lady flirts with me...obviously it doesn't happen that often, but when it does i'm ...well kinda in shock.
So used to being the instigator. Thats what we had to do...even going back to the boys club discos, where you'd make the slow walk over to your chosen bride, mumble 'yer wanna dance' she says 'ok' with as much enthusiasm as an MP filling in a expenses form (post claims scandal). Or she..or more than likely her fat mate would say No.
Which led to the walk of shame with 'How deep is your Love' as the soundtrack...(Fuckin' hated the Bee Gees ever since)

These days the ladies are so more upfront in what they want, and it panics me. Maybe a control thing...I'll ask my mate Darren the psychology lecturer.
My g/f knows i'm a part time flrt, but is confident in herself and knows i'm all talk.

Pat
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Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[The Original Muzza]

[Fawbish]