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palmer Fiddled Kiddy
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Posted: 20:18 - 08 Feb 2006 Post subject: |
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Whats the best thing about shagging twenty two year olds?
Theres twenty of them |
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Katie Spanner Monkey
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Visitor Q $25 whore
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Posted: 21:52 - 08 Feb 2006 Post subject: |
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Whats blue and fucks old women... ?
Me in my lucky blue coat ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule... |
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HerbalDayZ Banned
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tatters Exxon Valdez
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Posted: 00:00 - 09 Feb 2006 Post subject: |
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**VERY SICK JOKES WARNING**
How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?
The problem goes away with the aid of a coathangar.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a playground
In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
What do you call an annexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
What is 12" long and makes a woman moan all night?
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
What's black and blue and hates sex?
The ten year old in my trunk.
Whats the best part about sex with a five year old boy?
Watching him break down on the witness stand.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferarri?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?
I cried when I cut up the onion.
What do you do to a deaf, dumb, and blind girl after you rape her?
Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
Getting caught up in the wheelchair.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer. ____________________ Past:NRG50,AF1125(x2),NSR125RR,ZZR250,CX500,VFR400,KR1S,ZZR600(x2),CB400N,YZF1000(x2),KH125,Z200,FX400R,CBR954RR(x2)GPZ500S,GT550,VFR750F(x2),RD350N,XR650R,CBR600F,CB250,KDX250,YZF750R,CRM250,400EXC,KLR650,TTR600RE,DR350S,R100GSPD,RGV250,VMAX1200,DL650,KZ750 Present:G650XC,C12,CRF450X,1190ADV |
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ashley_46 Nova Slayer
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binge Emo Kiddy
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Parmo Paul Crazy Courier
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veeeffarr Super Spammer
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Posted: 11:20 - 09 Feb 2006 Post subject: |
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Got it on DVD, its awesome. |
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Whosthedaddy Super Spammer
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Tatters those jokes are fecking rank........ ____________________ Current : MSX 125 Past : CBR 900RR Monkeybike : c50 LAC : ZXR750 H2 : FZR600 : ZX7R P3 : YW100 : TRX850: Trophy 900 T309 : GSXR 600 L0: Monkeybike : XJ6S Whosthedaddy |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 18 years, 113 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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